Relationship Jokes

The orphan also had to cry because the cartels called him "homie."

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.

ky you def like her

The image shows a woman with orange curly hair and a light-colored top sticking her tongue out. She is surrounded by other people.

Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.

Plus, she's too young to smoke.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

"I work with animals," a man said on his Tinder date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who works with animals. Where do you work?" "At the butcher shop!"

Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.

Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!

What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?

A selfie.

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

Last Christmas was awesome, the whole family came.

An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...

My Friend Evan: What happens if the voice inside your head is your soulmate?

Me: Then my soulmate is a F_cking A__hole.

Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.

A man and a boy were walking through a dark forest. The boy said, “I’m scared.” The man said, “Why are you scared? I’m the one who’s going to leave these woods alone.”