Relationship jokes
Say "I'm a man" after every sentence.
You walk into a bar. (I'm a man.) You find a girl. (I'm a man.) You take her home. (I'm a man.) She whispers in your ear. (I'm a man.)
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
What do you call your son?
An mistake.
My sister and I were both adopted from the same country, and my parents say they got us on a "two for one special."
I thought my wife was joking when she said she was gonna leave me because I wouldn’t stop singing “I'm a believer,” but then I saw her face.
My sexlife xddddddddd
What did the skeleton say to the other skeleton? "You're dead to me."
Yo mama so fat, she fell in love with a skinny dude and tried to hug him but crushed him.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?
Pick him up and sick his dick.
Q: Why did the chip run away?
A: His saucy friend tried to jizz on him.
My d*ck is hard, what's your name?
Two husbands walk into a bar.
The first one says, "My wife is an angel."
The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Your mom is a mom!
My wife was run over.
What do you call skeletons having sex?
When the relationship is dead, but you're still fucking.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
You and your mom.
My dad called me as I said I shit in my sister's mouth. Impossible? Nope.