Family dinner jokes

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?

Family dinner!

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

You know, their family dinners must be so happy.

When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.

I hate family reunions.

I see too many of my ex's there.

Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."

Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.