Family dinner jokes

Girlfriend

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

Dinner

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

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Kid

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

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