Family dinner jokes

You're at your girlfriend's house for a family dinner. Your GF says, "Daddy, please pass me the salt," when you and her father begin to reach for the salt.

What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?

"Will there be seconds?"

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed?

"Where are the kids?"

What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?

Family dinner!

What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.

What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.

You know, their family dinners must be so happy.