What's red allover and spins at 100mps
Baby in a blender
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looled at her pussy and said "Now I will fuck you! " Red pulled-out a shotgun from umder her coat and said "Oh no you"re not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche
what is red and shaped like a bucket
a red bucket
why did the banana go to the doctor.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
How fast did Little Sally paint the barn red? As soon as the bomb exploded on her.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE
Roses are red, I reload fast... imma pull up to your school, bitch you better run fast
Roses are red He shows no remorse
Santa claus Has joined the terrorist force
Roses are red violets are blue were breaking up because I never love you
What is white ,black ,and red and can't fit through a revolving door. a nun with a spear through her head
I guy once went hunting at a Hunting Ranch .After a long day of hunting, the hunter enjoys a couple of cold ones in Rancher’s Living-room .There they were having a grand ole time then the Ranchers wife walks in .The Hunter says “that’s a nice piece of ass you got your self there”,The Rancher replied “(harsh raspy Southern chuckle from years of Marlboro Reds)You’ve never been so right in your life ,honey why don’t show our guest your tits”,.She agrees and shows the hunter her plump DD cup breast.The Hunter says “Nice”,then Rancher said show em yer peker now.She agreed and whipped out a 13 in Johny .Dazed and confused the Hunter says “What in Sam Hill is that!!”,and the Rancher replied “Now....Lemme tell you..There ain’t a thing like it”.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
A red head, a dark haired, and blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun! The blonde states " I agree let's leave at night "!
my cat is is red and brown and her bones are crunchy so does that mean she is a kit kat
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
What is Green and Red and goes round and round? A frog in a blender (this next one is pretty bad, and I don't mean it, so don't get offended) What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? One can support an average family
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour
~babies in a blender 😌
Roses are red Violets are blue If hes busy on Valentines day the side chick is you
