I did not want to join sailing, but my friend roped me into it.
A little boy was given a bicycle and a soccer ball for his birthday, but why was the little boy unhappy?
Because the little boy had no legs.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
That camping trip was in-tents.
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. This upsets the boy. Why?
Answer: He has no legs. The boy has no legs.
So my friend and I went camping at a Cold Lake Campground and he jumped into it without any warning, and so I asked him, "Wat-er you doing?"
Why did the child cross the road?
To get to the other slide.
Billy got a bike and a soccer ball for his birthday from his uncle, but he was very upset. Why? Because he has no legs.
What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke?
Quack.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
You know the difference between happy tailgaters and angry tailgaters?
Happy tailgaters know how to throw a party.
What has a heart but no organs?
A deck of cards!
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What do you call a pool full of white people?
Kix.
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy.
Why?
The kid had no legs.
Having sex while camping is fucking in tents (intense).
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What happened when the dog played golf?
He hit the ball into the ruff.
Do you want to go to the pool?
Yes? Well, water you waiting for?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
