We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What has two wheels and goes really fast?
A vegetable down a hill.
I really wanna hit you right now, but that would be animal abuse.
Aaaah, I really wish Stephen Hawking was an organ donor...
I really need some new parts to my go-kart.
I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.
Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
I heard that Uranus is pronounced "yuuranus," but it reminded me of urine! 😆
Fe fi foung better run and hide: Covid (really).
You know I really love going to school and meeting my crush.
All I have to do is go to the Africa section.
I really like those "driverless cars." I saw loads of them last week in the car park.
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
I don't know what makes BlessedBrian so STUPID, but it REALLY works!
What do you call a really fat psychic?
4chin Teller
Are you a gravestone?
Because I really wish you were on top of me right now!
The sad thing is when they ride the scooters in Wal-Mart... Really, you declining to walk is what got your fat ass in that scooter to begin with... And damned if they aren't buying diet soda... Please... cull this shit... We don't need them in society... KFC is not a disease.
