Really jokes
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
We are having a sleepover and we are being as quiet as possible.
Addison: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THOSE ARE GREAT JOKES!!!
Layne: IKR
Mom: SHUT UP, YOUR BROTHER IS TRYING TO SLEEP.
Addison: ok fine.
Layne: Look at this joke.
Addison: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
*Addison and Layne continue laughing really loudly*
Why did your friend eat the burger?
Because he wanted to murder all burgers and was starting with this one!
Not really. He was just hungry.
I have a daughter; she’s a fan. Her name is Penny. Fan she was born on the mountain Pen y Fan. I adopted her because her mum fell off the cliff after birthing Penny. It doesn’t matter, really; Penny’s mum wasn’t a big fan of her anyway.
(This isn't really a joke btw anyway.) SpongeBob, me boy, ye ruptured me intestines with that massive c*ck of yours, agahgahagahagahagah!
I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!
What do you call an animal that smells?
A smelly-phant.
That joke is really not funny.
None of these jokes really took off.
A pedo is driving down a highway really slowly and gets stopped by the police. The officer asks why he was driving so slowly. The man answers, "I don't wake up the kids."
I lost all faith in humanity. I am moving to Uranus; it's really big. I might get lost.
My uncle got really badly burned the other day.
They don't fuck around at the crematorium.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
A grasshopper walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says, "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper looks confused and says, "Oh really? You have a drink named 'Bob'??"
Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
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Are you a volcano? Because you're hot and I really lava you!