Realization jokes

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.