Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
"What's your name, son?" The principal asked his student. The kid replied, "D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir." "Do you have a stutter?" the principal asked. The student answered, "No sir, my dad has a stutter but the guy who registered my name was a real jerk."
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
i only cut to find out if im real or cake
This is the Real Reason why the Chicken Crossed the Road.
Q: Why did the Chicken cross the Road
A: To Vist his Grandmother at KFC
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass
Can all the hot depressed, suicidal, guys just text me so we can meet up and cry together about how depressed we r. For real
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
Radiohead had to remake Fake Plastic Trees after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em?? Papyrus:Grrrrr.... Sans:Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
I know the voices in my head aren't real but man so they have some good ideas
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy 😛 But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
was randy. 👹
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy"
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
You have to have real balls to face prostate cancer.
Just not for long!
What do you call a zombie?
Nothing because zombies aren’t real and if they were you would be dead.
What is the real reason why men Jack off? They just enjoy killing kids.
i was playing laser tag with my ex, but i (wink) didn't realize i had a real gun
Jesus takes his disciples to a bar , '13 pints of water please' he says to the barman 'Oh fuck not you again' barman replies 'You boys are about to see something real special' says Jesus
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real
my cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and i asked him why and i said cuz you get buttfu@ckd and he said no i get made fun of and i said why cuz you get buttfucked? and he said no terd then i said wow atleast im not the one with real pains in my ass bro
