Guys, the person that said "suck a dick" was Mase. His real name is Mason, so ya.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
A man drinks beer and jumps off a tower, and he's okay. The other guy says, "Whoa, how'd you do that?"
He does it again, so the guy gets a beer, the same beer, and jumps off. He died.
The bartender looks at the original man who jumped off and says, "Superman, you're a real butthole whenever you're drunk."
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
What do you call a chair with a hat?
I don't know; the real question is, why was the chair wearing a hat?
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigsty. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
What do lesbians and turtles have in common?
They both eat plastic. (I'm sorry to the lesbians out there; this is a joke, not real.)
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral?”
No? Shame, it was real fun.
My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. "That's my stepladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
Here are some skeleton jokes.
You know the average person tries too hard and works himself to the bone.
If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone, I can give you a real humorous joke.
I used to play the trumpet, now I play the xylo-bone.
I'm always happy; nothing gets under my skin.
I made you some turkey for lunch. Bone appetit!
I'm glad I had you; I'm no longer bonely.
I've got a skele-ton of more jokes, but I'm just giving you one more.
Did you hear about the skeleton ninja? He was very skullful (skillful)!
Technoblade NPC: Gets removed from Minecraft!
Technoblade: Gets removed from real life!
