Real Jokes

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”

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Can you tell me the real answer of this joke. What do you call a drone that take the long way around

what do you call a chair with a hat?

I don't know the real question is why was the chair wearing a hat?!

Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun

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what diffrence between friends and family one actully real

My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.

Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."

Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far

What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)

Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.

Because obviously she doesn’t listen

Here are some skeleton jokes You know the average person tries to hard and works himself to the bone If that joke didn't tickle your funny bone i can give you a real humerous joke I used to play the trumpet now i play the xylo-bone im always happy nothing gets under my skin I made you some turkey for lunch Bone appetit Im glad i had you im no longer bonely Ive got a skele-ton of more jokes but i'm just giving you one more Did you hear about the skeleton ninja he was very skullful (skillful)