YouTubers: Among us in real life Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life
If aliens were real
Then orphans would finally have a home
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
The real reason Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair
A man walks into a rooftop bar and takes a seat next to another guy. “What are you drinking?” he asks the guy.
“Super Power Beer,” he says.
“Oh, yeah? I doubt it?”
Then he shows him: He swigs some beer, dives off the roof, and lands with no damage what so ever. He walks back into the bar.
“Amazing!” the man says. “Let me have some!” The man grabs the beer. He drinks it, jumps off the roof —and falls 15 stories to the ground. Splat. The barman says. “You know, you’re a real idiot when you’re drunk, Superman.”
Man 1:Dude viagra is for pussys real men don’t need viagra Man 2: I thought viagra was for dicks
guys the person that said suck a dick was mase his real name is mason so ya
hey gwen, listen, i know your on this app. fake or not. I love you either way. please, find this faker and finish her off for whats she's done, real Gwen.
*your a real best Gwen*
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen
Did you see the dyslexic kid try to write down “funeral”? No? Shame, it was real fun
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life. The creator son tried that! ( Mt friends said to post this I accept no responsibility.)
what diffrence between friends and family one actully real
Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "that's my step ladder" he said "I never knew my real ladder."
What do lesbiand and turtles have in common? They both eat plastic. (Im sorry to the les out there this is a joke. Not real.)
Did you hear that song about 9/11? It was a real banger!
If my son was a real man I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
My friend’s neighbor’s house is a real pigs tie. There are hogs everywhere wearing neck garments.
