Why did the rapper go to the gym?
To work on his FLEX RHYMES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always follow the BEAT
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
So he could NAVIGATE his way through the RAP GAME
What did the rapper say to the fridge? (Part 1) "Give me a BEET”
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause
What do you call a rapper who's also a MAGICIAN?
Eminem-o the Great
Why was the rapper always in a rush?
Because he was on the FAST TRACK to RAP STARDOM
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh BEETS
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
He had too many BARS he couldn't drop
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To TRIM his verses
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH
What did the rapper say to the traffic jam?
"Move over, I'm about to drop some FIRE”
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd JUMP
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE
