How do rappers stay cool in the summer?
They drop ICE COLD rhymes
Why did the rapper bring a suitcase to the studio?
Because he was packing his RHYME BOOKS
How do rappers stay organized?
They keep their RAP SHEETS in order
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had FLOW-ZEN
What's a rapper's favorite insect?
RHY-MOSQUITO
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't FIND the BEAT
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO
How does a rapper start his day?
With a MIC check
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get his degree in FLOW-NOMICS
Why did the rapper go to space?
To drop some ASTRONOMICAL bars
How does a rapper make a burrito?
With WRAPPING paper, DUUUHHHHHH
What did the grape say to the rapper?
"You're so VINE, you must be on the JUICE”
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make DOUGH
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get a fresh set of GRILLZ
Why did the rapper bring a pencil to the concert?
In case he needed to drop some FRESH LINES
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
What did the rapper say to his shoes?
"You better LACE UP”
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS
