Rapper

Rapper jokes

Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?

Because he was good with bars and beats.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

For when he made it RAIN in the club.

What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?

Snooze Dogg.

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?

Because he heard the bars were high.

What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?

Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.

Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."

Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.