Rapper jokes
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To fix his flow.
Why do rappers take time to prepare for camping?
Tupac-in-a-tent.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS!
What do you call a rapper who's also a GARDENER?
Snoop Soddy Sod.
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because he kept spitting ice!
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
For when he made it RAIN in the club.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
What do you call a rapper who CAN’T GET OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING?
Snooze Dogg.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he heard the bars were high.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
Roses are red, violets are blue, Polo G is the goat, but that means nothing to you.
Q: Who is Tracy Latimer's least favorite rapper?
A: Monoxide Child.
After the drive-by, Tupac became known as Pewpac.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.