Rape

Rape Jokes

Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it but when I use her body when I feel like it I am the bad guy?

Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".

A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"

bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru

Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".

Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.