Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Rape Jokes
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
