So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy. The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!"
Those rape alarms give you a headache don't they?
A brunette fought and didn't get raped. A blonde thought and did get raped.
bro wtf is all this!? like fr tho none of this be funny....messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force itšloser
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park on his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathise with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage? A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it? A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
A Man: I must confess father Priest: what are you her to confess A Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son Priest: and what happened to your son A Man: He said a man raped him Priest: when and where did this happened A Man: a local church, idk which one Priest...by whom? A Man: A priest he said, he said the priest had black hair and blue eyes. kind of like you Priest: ...shit
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?please grind me!
What did the toaster say to the toast?āi want you inside meā
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
When is a rapist safe around children? When his plans are oven ready
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!
