Rape

Rape jokes

What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?

The type that gets raped a lot.

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.

Karma is like rape.

What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.