Rape

Rape Jokes

Amount

The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!

Boy

Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.

Sex

Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.

Unless you are in prison.

Nut

What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?

An escapee from a mental hospital.

Men

Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.

Woman

Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.