What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Maybe the reason there isn't any physical evidence is because it didn't happen.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
