Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Karma is like rape.
What goes around comes around, like a dead rape victim in a whirlpool.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
