Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to.
Unless you are in prison.
Rape Jokes
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
What did the rape victim give to her rapist?
Head.
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
Why did the rape victim cross the road?
Because she was a chicken!
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
What happened to the woman who dated a rapist?
She was date raped.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I'm gonna stop telling rape jokes...
They just seem so forced.
I didn't know I raped her. I thought she wanted me to hurry up.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Rape is a touchy subject.
Where do rape victims buy their clothes from?
The kids section.
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
