Rape jokes
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What does RIP stand for on Maddie's head stone?
Raped in Portugal!
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
A guy is on trial for leading a mob to gang rape a woman he'd taken out for a date. His defense is that he was helping her live out a fantasy.
The DA is furious and asks him WTF gave him that idea. He said, "After the date I took her back to her house, pulled out my dick, and tried to hand it to her. She told me, 'You've gotta be fucking kidding me. Seriously, go get some help!'"
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Bro wtf is all this!?
Like fr tho none of this be funny... messed up af to joke abt sum shii that ppl go thru.
Imagine the only way you can get laid is if you force it. 😂 Loser!
Wacko Jacko bleached his skin, lit his head on fire, slept in a chamber, abused his pet monkey, built an amusement park in his own backyard, had toys as decor for his home, slept with little boys, raped little boys. Jacko was Florida Man before Florida Man.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
Johnny Depp fans claim to support their god because they sympathize with male victims of sexual assault. Yet a large chunk of them cheer on Wacko Jacko raping little boys, calling it "innocent".
Q: What's the difference between rape and marriage?
A: With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman afterwards.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Man: I must confess, Father.
Priest: What are you here to confess?
Man: I hit my wife and blamed her for what happened to our son.
Priest: And what happened to your son?
Man: He said a man raped him.
Priest: When and where did this happen?
Man: A local church. I don't know which one.
Priest: ...By whom?
Man: A priest, he said. He said the priest had black hair and blue eyes, kind of like you.
Priest: ...Shit
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
When is a rapist safe around children?
When his plans are oven ready.