Rape jokes
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
Why was 10 scared? Cause he saw 9 rape 11.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
Who wants to see me rape a toddler?
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
I asked my sister to say something.
She said, "No."
That's what I like to hear.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
Am I funny now? Because this is what you brainlets find funny.
It's not rape if she doesn't say no.
Two options: - Chloroform. - Duct Tape.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Why did the gay man get raped?
He assed for it.
Rape victims suck, literally.
When is a rape victim right?
When she admits she lied.
My wife said if I rape her again, she would leave me. Why didn't anyone tell me it was that easy?
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
What did the blonde say when I told a rape joke?
"Can you show me what rape is?"
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!