Rape jokes
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.
If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?
My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.
"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."
Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.
A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
Why did the blind woman get raped?
Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.
People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
When is rape normal?
When it's called an unplanned pregnancy.
Me and my friends were having a party the other day when some bitch came bitching about the noise. Thankfully, she was hot and had a nice ass, so it was enjoyable raping her.
The next day when I woke up, I found her body only half eaten. Her lower body was still intact, so I went for seconds to fuck off the hangover. Then I had breakfast. Her ass tasted good with some ketchup.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Easy way to get away from rape is to become the rapist. All women need to carry a 12-inch dildo and a gun!