Rape jokes

I told the judge I thought she was unconscious before she woke up crying. The judge asked: "Why didn't you drug her again so she would forget?"

I must have raped a woman in a skip. She said she felt rubbish.

Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.

Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?

"It will be over soon."

Me being raped is like my birth certificate; it doesn't expire.

If I was a raped victim, would silence be the best medicine?

My fitness guru said that if I got raped, it would help me in future marathons.

"Rape[is] the only sign of world peace in this life."

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

A Souls fan raped me. He said, "Try finger, but hole."

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

Dear doctor,

I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?

Yours Truly, Ray Palp

Why did the blind woman get raped?

Because she didn't know she was wearing see-through clothes.

There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

If a WOMAN gets RAPED, RUN INTO THE SECNE AND HELP HER.

People say rape is bad. It is because I don't want STD and HIV.