Rape jokes

There is one rapist among us.

Who's Joe?

Joe rapes.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer:

The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."

I am Cummer.

Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?

A microwave won't brown your meat.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"

Because the cheese got raped.

You know what I hate about rape?

Keeping it a secret.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.

When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.

Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

Gwen sassy: Hi here, my credit card. Don't get it wet, it is too much!

Unknown: Okay!

Gwen sassy: Man, I am late, can you move along! Much!

Unknown whispering: Sexy!

If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents!

Hahaha come on people, they don't have parents, we can do what we like with them...

Rape...hurt...and sell them!

Stop! Stop the orphan jokers!

Gwen: Hi sir, how are you?

Tj: Good... you?

Gwen: I am super duper good! And where is your date? It seems like you need one 😉!

Tj: 😏.

Gwen: Here, this is your guest hall pass...you may...come in my friend!

Tj: Thanks but um, don't you think you should be um getting inside too?

Gwen: 🙁 No thanks sir but I have to work...I am the staff so bye! 😁.

Tj: NO!!!!!!

1 day later.

Gwen: 🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤕🤰🤰🤰👩‍👧‍👦

These are funny, y'all are disgusting people. Just shut the f*** up. Rape isn't something you joke about.

Rape is so outdated, but when you pay them money, it is a popular date!