Rape jokes are so incredibly offensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is.
Jack and Jill went up to an abandoned house.
Jack drank too much and unzipped his fly. Jack said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "No." So Jack locked both of them in the house and put a gag in Jill's mouth, tied her to a bed. He ripped off her dress and underwear. He took off his pants and his underwear too, then put on a condom. He then put a pill in her mouth and made her swallow. One minute later she was asleep. He took off her gag and mounted himself on her, then stuck his "candystick" in her mouth, next her fanny. Then his condom broke, but he was too drunk to notice. Nine months later a baby's born and Jack's in jail as the father.
Rape Humour is not FUNNY. Like if you agree.
What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.
I tried to pull (his/her) leg at the comedy club, but got arrested for sexual harassment. Does that still count as a joke? 🤣
Haha you just saw sex
There is one rapist among us.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Answer:
The man said, "He's going to rape the people on the side of the road."
I am Cummer.
Prince might be with a new girl, but he still wants Gwen, who doesn't? Other half.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through Gmail. We broke up, it's over!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I miss you a lot! Please come back to me.
Gwen on the phone with Prince: I'm gonna hang up now!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON'T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry, I can't hear you...you're breaking up...what?!
Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!!!!!!
Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
Please, this is disgusting. This is only men who think that it’s fun to do jokes about rape. It’s really fucking dramatic for a man/woman to get raped, so please just shut the fuck up!
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
