How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Rape Jokes
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.
_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
