Rape jokes

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

it's not rape if we're both screaming

In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

Violence against women is funny :)