Rape jokes
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.