Rape jokes
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
There is one rapist among us.
According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.