Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
I’m not looking for consent, I’m looking for cooperation!
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
it's not rape if we're both screaming
what's the difference between yes and no... nothing
Violence against women is funny :)
_____ abortion clinic, you rape it we scrape it.
____sperm bank you spank it we bank it.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure
have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?
- he robbed children of their innocence
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute but how was I supposed to know she never told me.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimers? Yeah, neither have they.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying
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No means no, but if you use chloroform it’s a guaranteed yes
It’s only rape
If she finds out.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂