What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
it's not rape if we're both screaming
I’m not looking for consent, I’m looking for cooperation!
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true and then the person is a victim for sure.
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
So I was raping this girl the other night and she said "Please just think of my kids!" I was like "What a Freak".
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength
Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
you
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
