Rape jokes

The judge asked Bill Cosby for his defense. He used feminist talking points and said "My body, my choice" and "It's my right to privacy." The judge, being impartial, let Cosby go.

What is another name for a serial rapist? Short dress enthusiast.

No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.

What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.

I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.

I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...

She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.

What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

Freeze.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

90 percent of women kiss with their eyes closed, which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist.

Why do so many people get charged with rape? Because they are too stupid to finish her off and bury the body.

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

Raping white women should be encouraged everywhere!

It's not rape if you both like it.