Rape jokes

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.

How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

What type of people think rape jokes are funny?

Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂

it's not rape if we're both screaming

I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!

Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?

A. By using her equal strength.

What's the difference between yes and no...

Nothing.

Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?

Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.

So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

"_____ abortion clinic, you rape it, we scrape it.

_____ sperm bank, you spank it, we bank it."

It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.

Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!

First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.

It's only rape.

If she finds out.