Rape jokes
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
What do you call a fat, ugly, and hairy woman with a rape whistle? A feminist.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!