Rape jokes
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
Memes
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.