Rape jokes
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Memes
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Why did the rape victim think it was Christmas?
Because her clothes were torn off like wrapping paper.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
Why can't religious women be raped? Because they are taught to never say no!
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.