Rape jokes
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
Why is it okay for a woman to use me when she feels like it, but when I use her body when I feel like it, I am the bad guy?
What did Santa Claus get Paris Hilton for Christmas?
He raped her.
Do they call it rapeseed oil because it is lube?
The amount of women judging me for raping a poor lady is terrible. You weren't there. You don't know!
How can all rape be prevented? Just teach your daughters to never say no to a man. There - fixed!
Why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her.
Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
I raped a girl and I liked it.
I hope my girlfriend won't mind it.
It felt so wrong, it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
Dear doctor,
I've heard it's a good sign when women scream your first name during sex, but recently women have been screaming my full name. It's weird, I feel like I'm famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly, Ray Palp
It isn't rap music if it isn't about rape.
How do you stop a rape victim from speaking out?
Marry her.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
I was at the bar with a friend, and he said to me, "Veronica, I just stopped a rape." The bartender overheard him and had a puzzled look on his face, because he never moved. He then said, "I saw this girl walk into the bathroom, and I decided not to go."
Why do so many people hate Bill Cosby? I mean, all he did was have affairs with drunk, attention-seeking women. They literally begged for it.
Q. What do rape victims miss?
A. Part of their brain.
One of the most popular documentaries of the 2010’s was “Jiro Dreams of Sushi.”
One of the least popular documentaries was “Jiro’s Nightmare of Ass-Rape.”
I'm ashamed to admit feeling proud of the rape joke I posted and what went on between me and your mum.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”