Rape jokes
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What excuse can you use if you find out your date is a rape victim and you don't want the baggage?
Say you've parked your car in a bad spot and are just going to move it, then move your car all the way back to your home address.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
You know what I hate about rape?
Keeping it a secret.
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?
She said a monster attacked her.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
There is one rapist among us.
I love rap!
When they say beat that pussy, I don’t play so punch it.
So, I was in the church the other day, raping this woman, when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!' I said, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Rape victim: I want to die.
Man: Hang in there.
Rape victim: That's what I'll do, I'll hang myself.
It's okay, you had socks on :)
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Men.
You've probably heard this one before, but screw it.
What's the difference between Jesus Christ and the kid I just killed?
Jesus Christ probably died a virgin.