Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!
What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.
why did the topless woman shout 'stop raping us'?
because she was uneducated
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?
I've been raped!
Rape is a touchy subject.
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."
How do you stop a MeToo feminazi from telling the world about being raped? Easy: just rape her mouth shut.
why did the woman feel ugly?
A. Nobody would even rape her
Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.
Rape joke are so incredibly afensive to stupid women like me who don’t understand what comedy is
I awoke after being raped and was shocked to find my fingers were broken. It was hard to grasp.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
"Consent is just some fucked up feminist propaganda."
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Please grind me!
How do you make an 8 year old girl cry twice. Wipe your bloody cock off on her favourite teddy bear after you’ve finished raping her
Why did the policeman rape the woman? Because he thought rapists wouldn't be attracted to non-virgins.
What is it about a beard and glasses that children find so sexy?
If your ever bored rape an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?.
What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunt's anus?
The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.
