Rape

Rape Jokes

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped

Two teenagers were raping an 11 year old girl in an ally, so I stepped into help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

A 28 year old woman, Olga, in Meshchovsk, Russia took justice into her own hands when a 32 year old male robber, Viktor, decided to rob her salon. She tied him, feeding him only Viagra, having sex with him over and over. After a few days, she released him after he stated he learned his lesson and wouldn't go to the police. He lied and went to the police anyways. Both were arrested.

After his sentence was over, Viktor sat down to speak to the local news. The reporter asked Viktor, "How was this whole ordeal?" Viktor replied, "I've had better."

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Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society

Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines

What’s the difference between a bank vault and you aunts annus?

The owner of bank vaults don’t force you to penetrate it.

Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.

Why do more men than women support abortion? So they can keep raping women and the victims will just abort their kids to not have to relive the experience!