I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
“Wanna play the rape game?”
“No!!!!”
“That’s the spirit!”
I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn't stand a chance against both of us
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term struggle snuggle
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What is bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
This isn't a joke but
I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway. .
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
why is rape worse than death?
because dead people get way more attention
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids
Roses are red Violets are blue We're gonna make love Because I'm stronger than you
I’m not looking for consent, I’m looking for cooperation!
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retain some value after getting wrecked
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded, what is the first thing you do? Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
Guy walks into a bar. Sees a hot girl. Walks up to her and says "your getting laid tonight" She replies "what are you some sort of psychic" He says "No i'm just stronger than you".
