Rape jokes

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?

Rrrrrapeit!

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.