Rape

Rape Jokes

Mime

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

Shortcut

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

Man

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Word

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

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  • Survivor

    This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

    Yoda

    Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

    He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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  • Girl

    I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

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  • Death

    Why is rape worse than death?

    Because dead people get way more attention.

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  • Sexual Assault

    A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

    Circle

    You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

    Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.