Rape jokes
It's not rape if you're both crying.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
Memes
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.