Rape

Rape Jokes

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

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I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

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Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

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