Rape jokes
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
I was raped everyday for years. I can still smile. I hold the record for the widest asshole.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"
I replied, "I done it as a joke."
-April 1, 2020
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
What’s the hardest thing about being a rapist? Fitting in.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why is it best to date suicidal women? Because if there's no pulse, there's no need for consent.
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
It's not rape if you're both crying.