Rape jokes

What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?

Raped.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...

Unless you're being raped by a clown.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.

Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?

A. By using her equal strength.