Rape jokes
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
I hope you get raped by a chimp in the forest
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Q. If I go 1 on 1 with Harvey Weinstein, I won't get raped?
A. I'm not a 14-year-old girl.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Q. What do you call a gun that rapes someone?
A. An assault rifle.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
Those rape alarms give you a headache, don't they?
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
Rape jokes are the funniest thing to ever exist.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.