Rape jokes

Like if you think rape jokes are funny.

I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.

It's not rape if you're both crying.

I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.

"Wanna play the rape game?"

"No!!!!"

"That's the spirit!"

I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?

Optimistic.

Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."

This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.

Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

Why is rape worse than death?

Because dead people get way more attention.

How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!