We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways, wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes.
What do you call a fat girl with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!
Rape is such an ugly word, I prefer the term "struggle snuggle."
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
Have you heard about the guy whose friends teased him because he pays for sex? He doesn't pay anymore.
I know you don’t like rape jokes, but I’m gonna force one on you anyway.
it's not rape if we're both screaming
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
