Ran jokes
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
I took my son to a driver's school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident."
(I gotta go pay him out of jail!)
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
They say Jesus walked on water.
That's nothing. Stephen Hawking ran on batteries.
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?
He got ran over by a bus.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
Iran: Prepare the FINAL SOLUTION.
Israel: And you'll be telling the whole world, "I-RAN AWAY!"
I ran into a fat woman today. She said next time, don't hit me. I said I don't think I have enough gas to go around.
Then the ground started to rumble with every step she took.
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
You're so ugly your hairline ran away!
Yo mama so fat that when she bought food, she ran out of money.
Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.
You're a train; you ran fast on these rails, but you gain nothing, you only gain pain.
I ran into a kid today. Now I'm in jail and I lost my driver's license.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Why is it that the Libertarian Party never had a formal president of the United States that ran as a Libertarian that had a presidential library?
Because the Libertarian Party is the party of principle. The Libertarian Party was founded in 1971 and the Libertarian Party has not won a presidential election since 1972, because the Libertarian Party doesn't believe in using force to achieve political and social goals.