Race jokes
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
How does a rapper start a race?
With a ready, set, FLOW!
What words black people can't say? "Thanks for your help, officer."
What do you call an apartment full of black people?
A CON-dominium.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
A pedophile and a priest run a race.
You can’t beat yourself in a race!
What do you call a house party for slaves?
An auction house.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
I am so disappointed in this race.
Brown skinned street shitters, goddamn, the lowest of the low southeast Asians, lazy monkey pig-dog duck fetus eating rice brainlets always on their phones, no IQ, ugly, uncivilized untermensch subhumans.
Why are Black women dating white men?
So their kids don’t have to worry about not meeting their father.
Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.
The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.