Race jokes
What would Donald Trump be if he was Black?
Shot in the head.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
What is the difference between white people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
What’s faster than a black guy with the TV?
His little brother with the console.
How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One really small one and one really small black guy.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
What does a white person say when they're surrounded by black guys? "Hey, who turned the lights out?!"
Did Walmart take the Juneteenth ice cream off the shelf?
It was only 3/5 full.
Where does a black Eskimo live?
In a Nigglu.
Why do Black people not like country music?
Because every time they hear "hoedown," they think their sister got shot.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Just because someone is white doesn't mean they are bad.
Sure, white Americans all treat Trump like a deity and are proud of their heritage of enslaving blacks.
But Canadians and Australians don't throw a hissy fit every time they see someone not white, and they don't think Europe is a country.
I don’t know if Jesus was black or white, but I know he for sure wasn’t Asian because people wouldn’t ask him to take the wheel.
Why can’t you take a Black Asian guy golfing? Because he can’t drive and can’t find his own balls.
What is the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
So, there's a black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican. They find a genie's lamp, they rub it, and poof! Appears the genie!
The genie goes to the black guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" The black guy goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be back in Africa, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Then, the genie goes to the Mexican and asks, "What's your one wish?" The Mexican goes, "I wish for me and all my people to be in Mexico, happy and everything." So poof! His wish is granted.
Now, the genie goes over to the white guy and asks, "What's your one wish?" and the white guy asks, "You mean to tell me that all the black and Mexican people are out of America?" The genie replies, "Yes."
The white guy goes, "Then I'll have a Coke."