What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
my friend called me fat so i challenged a running race.
What's a rapper's favorite sport?
RHYME RACING
rate these races out of 10/10
white 10/10
Hispanic 8/10
blavk 0/10
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Osama Bin Laden, Josef Stalin and Hitler are robbing a bank, who do the cops shoot first?
A black guy
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
my aunt used to say "slow and steady wins the race". she died in a fire.
my grandma always said, slow and steady wins the race. she died in a fire.
What does a race track and your hairline have in common? They both go up and down.
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?.... Micheal Phelps can finish a race
. What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Slow and steady wins the race...
...but it will never fix your ugly face
Anybody can use this:)
Slow and steady wins the race but it won't fix ur ugly face 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby? When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag ...... A Kit Kat
What happed to people in Hiroshima and Nagasaki? They swapped races.
Asians love it when a british person says "Race"!
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Where would next formilula race would happen Answer- On yours flat chedt
