Race jokes
Why are priests so bad at racing? They are always in the 'little behind'.
I'm a proud racist. I love kart racing, street racing. Any kind will do.
Why did the orange lose the race?
Because it ran out of juice!
I was in a library and a black guy came up to me.
"Where's the coloured printer?" he said.
"Mate, it's 2025, you can use any printer you want," I replied.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut, you fucking racist.
What do sharks and people have in common? The great ones are white.
Why did the lettuce win the race?
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
What do you call a white person from Africa?
Albino.
What do you call a black man in the army in camo? Incogneggo.
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A saltshaker.
A vegan and a transgender jump off a cliff to see who will hit the bottom first.
Who wins?
Society.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
I hate how politically correct the world is these days, you can't even say "black paint."
You have to say, "Leroy, please paint that wall!"
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because we shot the last one that had a dream.