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Question jokes

Midget

    • If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

    1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?

    2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?

    3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?

    4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?

    5. Was this funny?

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    • Child

    • What say the child to the man? Shalom.

    Man come later give the child: "Here, what you asked for!"

    Child: "No, sir! I say Shabbat Shalom. I not ask for salmon!"

    Man: "It may be the coin in me ear, hard to hear."

    Face

    • Ex Of Johnnys: I have a question.

    Johnny: What?

    Ex Of Johnnys: Am I pretty?

    Johnny: Yes ofc jesus made everybody wonderfully!

    Ex: Awhh!

    Johnny: But whoever made you was painting Thomas the Train while making your face.

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    • Question memes

    Time

    • Hi, I have a question for you.

    Did you know that reading this is wasting your time?

    Yeah, sorry xD

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    • Bathroom

    • I hate it when people are at my house and ask, "Do you have a bathroom?" What answer are they expecting? "No, we pee in the yard?"

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    • Kelly Clarkson and Ian Watkins of the Lostprophets both walk into a bar. The bartender asked, "Hitting on some 2-year-olds today?" It may have been an innocuous question, if it weren't for the fact that the bartender is Chris Hansen.

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    • Boy

    • A teacher says to her class one day, "Whoever answers my next question can go home."

    A boy throws his bag out the window.

    The teacher asks, "Who just threw that?"

    The boy says, "Me! I’m going home now."