Question jokes
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Why?
What is this joke?
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
That one stupid kid in class :
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Are you serious right now, bro?
Mommy?
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Gwen, are you there?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.