Question jokes

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

Gwen, are you there?

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

Are you serious right now, bro?

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Mommy?

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.

Confusion life question!!!

* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?

"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."

"If you got a question, just shoot!"

What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.