Question jokes
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?
Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
That one stupid kid in class :
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
Are you serious right now, bro?
Why?
What is this joke?
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Mommy?
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Gwen, are you there?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!