Question jokes
I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.
She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.
Still waiting on an answer.
Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?
Trick question, emo is a handicap.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Mommy?
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The KGB.
The KGB wh-?
*slaps* I will ask the questions here.
What is this joke?
A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!
Are you serious right now, bro?
Gwen, are you there?
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
Yesterday I had a party.
I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.
I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Why?
Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!