Question jokes

Why am I idiot?

What do you call a pun that's bad? A bad pun.

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

What do you call it when Panera Bread goes to space?

Good question.

What makes a joke a dad joke? I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.

My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."

Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.

How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?

Tortilla chips.

What's 12 inches long and begins with a p?

A shit.

I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"

I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"

Mom replied with, "That's your father."

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

Gwen, are you there?

Gwen, you on?

What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"

A magic nut.

What is playing with you?

Why does this exist?

Want to hear an abortion joke, or any joke for that matter? You have that option, and you can thank your mother for that.

But that's a question that will never be heard by an aborted unborn baby, whose only option was death. And that's no joke.

What do a banana and shampoo have in common?

Ur mom.

So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"

He says, "What's it to ya?"

So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"

Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.