Question jokes

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

The KGB.

The KGB wh-?

*slaps* I will ask the questions here.

What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?

"To bee or not to bee."

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"

And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."

Mommy?

Question: Why was "6" scared?

Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!

Question: Did you know that "diarrhea" is hereditary?

Answer: It "runs" in your jeans!

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Why did 6 eat 7? Because 7 ate 9.

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Gwen, are you there?

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

Yesterday I had a party.

I got questioned about five dead kids locked up in a box.

I did that when I was 13. Damn, I forgot about them!

My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.

Why?

My boyfriend always likes when I wear my fishnet sleeves. He says it looks great on me, but he doesn’t know that my skin is covered with scars... no one does. No one questions why I wear them everyday. I hope it stays like that because I can’t deal with my mom finding out that I still hurt myself.

I call this my great talk with Siri.

Me: Hey Siri, give me a "yo mama" joke.

Siri: My mother? Huh?

Me: Did I stutter?

Siri: Interesting question.

Me: It wasn’t a question.

Siri: I’m not sure I understand?

Me: You should understand.

Siri: Hmm... Is there something else I can help with?

Me: No, you b***.