What question can you never answer yes to?
Answer: Are you asleep yet?
Sure?
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
What the when what yeah what yeah then uh huh?
What does a nun say when you ask too many questions?
"Nunya business!"
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
So there is someone who doesn't know what an armadillo is.
He then sees one. He asks it a question, "What are you?"
The armadillo replies, "Armadillo."
The person says: "What's a dilo?"
Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
What is this anyway?
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
ISI?
But when?
Confusion life question!!!
* Can you cry underwater? * Do fishes ever get thirsty? * Why don't birds fall out the tree when they sleep? * Why is a building called that when it's already built? * When they say dog food is new and improved, who tastes it?
"This is the dude who assassinated JFK."
"If you got a question, just shoot!"
Violence isn't the answer. It's the question, and the answer is yes.
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
When people ask my age, this is what I do.
“🥱 I DON’T CARE.... ÆAHAHAHAHAHAÆAAÆ!”
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; It's because that is where EVERYONE goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
Me: What has two legs and bleeds?
Friend: Um, women? Obviously?
Me: Actually, half a dog. So you're still right.
Guys, should I do it? You know what I mean.
