Quality

Quality Jokes

Partner

When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?

Movie

What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.

Theater

Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?

A: They were both shot in a theater.

Difference

What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?

One's a good year and one's a great year.

Holy Water

The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.

Eye

Why do toy bears have small eyes?

Because they were made in China.