This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
When you’re trying to attract a partner, it’s important to project the qualities you desire. Shit, have I had to suck a lot of cock lately!?
What do you call a shitty movie? One that fucking sucks and shits.
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
Aren't I badly good?
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
You're tiny!
These jokes are all crap.
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
Wack.
The joke about is stupid.
The holy water in this church is of the highest quality: it has been assed by the bishop.
BAD!!!!!!
Why do toy bears have small eyes?
Because they were made in China.
What do you call a bad "egg" meme?
Deep fried!
In Australia, my jokes are high koala-ty.
Back in Australia, my puns are high koala-tea!
