A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
If you think Tracy Latimer's murder was in any way justified, Put on your helmet cause you're about to miss the short bus.
I had a broken vacuum, then I put a One Direction sticker on it and it suddenly sucked again.
"Babe is it in?" "Yea." "Does it hurt?" "Uh huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
Whats ur mom and a dog got in common? Both will lick dick if u put peanut butter on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick? Put ranch dressing on it
What do women and KFC have in common? After you get done with the thighs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Like a shooter says “I put the Fun in funeral
