Put jokes
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What is red and puts out fire?
Why did the skeleton not tell jokes? It lost its funny bone. Maybe you should try putting it back.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
What did the pelican say when he finished shopping?
"Put it in my bill."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
How do you put "blonde" and "duh" in the same sentence? Just say, "Blondes are dumb."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
You're so ugly that they faked a whole pandemic just so you can put on a mask to cover that ugly-ass face.
My wife said I acted like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.
Why should you put an orphanage by a cemetery?
So they can always see their parents.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Did you hear about the restaurant they're putting on the moon?
Good food, but no atmosphere.
Q: How do you get a squirrel to like you? A: Act like a nut! 😂
Q: Why don't eggs tell jokes? A: Because they'd crack each other up.
Son: Dad, can you put my shoes on? Dad: No, son, I don't think they would fit me.
I'm on a seafood diet. When I see food, I eat it.
I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.
Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
Why did two dumb blondes put condoms on the cow's udders because they wanted the cow to practice safe sex?
Some people put zodiacs on everything.
They said they couldn’t go to the party because of cancer.
Where’s the best place to put a Christmas tree?
In between Christmas two and Christmas four. 😉😂😂
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.