Push jokes
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Yo hairline is too pushed back, looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Royal rebel and push so back, they ever marble say that drink pushback.
A bicurious man goes to a gay bar.
A gay man offers him a drink.
The bi man explains he doesn't know if he's gay or not.
"That's fine," he says, "let's just have a drink."
The gay man asks him for a dance, and he explains again he isn't sure if he's gay or not.
Eventually, the gay man invites him to go home with him to hang out as friends.
They get to his house, and the gay man says, "Do you fancy having sex?"
He isn't sure, so the gay man explains, "I'll push in slow, and at any point you want to stop, make animal sounds, and if you like it, start singing."
So they get to it, and the gay man pushes in slowly, the bi man bursts out "MOOOOO MOOOOO MOOOOOOVVVEE CCLOSSEEERRRR"
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
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BRO I'M READING TO MANY BOOKS SO I DESIDED, TO DO SOMTHING I REGRET MY WHOLE LIFE, ONE DAY I WAS READING A BOOK AND THEN I SAW MY BROTHER WALKING BY SO I DESIDED I WANTED TO YOU KNOW NOT PUSH HIM HURT HIM, SOMTHING I THREW MY BOOK AND IT WENT SLIDEING ACROSS THE FLOOR AND AND HIT MY BROTHERS FOOT, AND THEN HE GRABED THE BOOK AND THEY IT AT ME HITTING MY FACE, AND I GOT IN TROBLE FOR NOT MY BROTHER BRO HE WAS THE ONE WHO THEW THE BOOK AT MY FACE T^T
Ever just beg god to make you pass out because your alone with your thoughts and all you can think about is how he used to love you and he never will again? How much he hurt you? How scared you are to love or even like anyone, so you just fuck around and you hurt people? Ever just put yourself in lockdown mode? Push people away just because you have any attacthement. People you would or should like, you dont. Ever just bet hurt to a point it feels like it happend years ago but also yesterday?
ive had just abt enough of him hes pushing my fuck limits of being nice and letting thing slide