what do you call a dinosaur with a butt.........a but asurus
My friend; you lit my mind: that's what the lighter said to my thighs
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? Are you all right?!?!
2 magicians were in a competition the first one did magic and the second started counting down 3 2 but before he said the last number he 1
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
what do you call a pickle sandmich () A BIG MAC)
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
if a dog made a computer it would have a mega bite
Why aren’t apple chargers called apple juice. Also How do u throw away trash cans?
where do t rexs shop dino stores.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
Butter believe it
Yesterday I was in a wind storm. Today my ears hurt. I guess the wind was Ear-ittating.
Person 1: stop making suicidal jokes!? Person 2: okay okay, I’ll cut it out. Person 1: really? Person 2: their not even that deep.
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Last night i had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't REEL
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
