no u !!!!!
Why is it poetic when they have plenty of those German sandals in the store? Because they're Birkenstock.
Two men were bartering over a marble slab. A lot of counter-offers were made.
What does a glass of water ask a pond? Water you doing? What does the pond answer? Pondering life.
I trained a wolf to meditate. So now shes aware wolf
I have a fear of speed bumps. But I am slowly getting over it.
Who was the knight on the Round Table that only ate meat? Sir Loin
Three men walk into a bar.. you would have thought the last one would have ducked
They Are making a movie about clocks.
It’s about time.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom. The "p" is silent.
Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
no one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
once there was a boat its friends said: "it's time to come back." and the boat said: "No way I don't give into pier pressure.
What did the Goodlife fitness say to LA fitness? "I guess it's just not "working out"
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you 'chip' a tooth?
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
Knock Knock. Who's there? Ieatmop. I eatmopwho? Eww, you eat your poo?
What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?
A nectarine
By the way, could you tell me an elevator pun? i can't seem to "come up" with one myself.
