What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed?
High steaks gambling.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called fi. One day Fi hit Rebecca and Rebecca lost service. Rebecca said to Fi "Why-Fi"
I got hit in the head with a can of soda yesterday. Luckily for me, it was a soft drink.
the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
What do you call a friendly noise? A sound wave
how are urinals made - they get installed
What bathroom does a trumpet go to? The brass room...
Why is it so hard to make a party on earth? Because you need to Planet.
If a pregnant woman is under water, isn't she technically a submarine?
As he threw the mechanical pencil toward me, I knew that if I didn't move, I would be lead into serious trouble.
happiness
Mayo marry me?
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don't go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn't if I fried
That was a horrible pun; you should be sent to the PUN-itentiary
we have been cursed by curse-ive.
Face-Timing My Girlfriend:
̈Hey girl! Are you a veterinarian? Because these puppies are sick! ̈ *shows muscle*
a women wakes up in a hospital after a accident and yells "doctor doctor i cant feel my legs" and the doctor say "i know i amputated your arms"
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH
How did the carpenter do on his interview? He nailed it!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
