I just got a job at the prison library. It has its prose and cons.
Wanna know how i got away from Iraq?? Iran.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
I hit myself on a window yesterday. I really felt the pane.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other and a desk strapped to his back. A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir"
My brother couldn’t wait for fall, so I tripped him.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow women?
-Snow balls
What do you call a duck on drugs A quackhead.
What did the cow say to the sheep? “Moo!” What did the sheep say to the cow “That was a bad joke!”
Why is 6 afraid of 7? -- Because 7 8 9.
Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"
U R ALL GOING TO BE PUN-ISHED
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?
Cuz he wanted higher grades.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
What do you call a white bucket a Pail
