Job

I just got a job at the prison library.

It has its prose and cons.

Atom

Why did the electron leave the atom?

Because it had its ion someone else.

Calendar

I can't believe I got fired at the calendar factory. I mean... all I did was take a day off!

Office

A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.

A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"

Cow

What did the cow say to the sheep?

“Moo!”

What did the sheep say to the cow?

“That was a bad joke!”

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  • Fish

    Two fish were in a tank. One turned to the other and asked: "Hey, how do you drive this thing?"

    Big Ben

    At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

    Arrest

    If a kid doesn't take their nap, doesn't that mean they are resisting arrest?