What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
A boat carrying red paint ando a boat carrying blue paint crashed into each other. The crews were marooned
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
Where does the resistor go after a long day?
It goes Ohm
why did the roster cross the road twice?
to prove it was not a chicken
I had amnesia once...maybe twice.
If A wizard gets robbed by a muggle, has he been MUGGLED?????
What do you call a pineapple in a pun? A Puneapple
(True story) Today I was bring some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “oh, now they’re broken.” And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What happened when the teacher tied all the students shoe lases together?
They took a class trip.
We all know albert Einstein was a genius but his brother frank was a monster
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
Where does a snowman keep his money? In a snowbank
Why did the M&M go to school? It wanted to be a Smartie.
Knock Knock
“Who’s there?”
Boo
“Boo-Who?”
It’s just a joke, no need to cry
what did the shoe say to the other shoe?
nothing it was tied up in a other conversation
My wife told me I could never ever build a car out of spaghetti , you should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
What do you ca an Irish man that breaks up fights? Liam Malone
What did the panther say at the poker party? I'd be lion if I said I was a cheetah.
