Knock knock! Who's there? Deja Deja who? Knock knock
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications
What did the green light say to the red light - don't look I'm changing
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock you in the eye so bad!
Sometimes, stairs get me down.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
I tried to take a fog machine, but I took the wrong one. Needless to say, it was a big mist-take.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
Once there was this Whichdoctor, he walked barefoot most of the time which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little and the food gave him bad breath. Which made him (wait for it), A Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Why do some men call their testicles "bells?" Because it's next to their "ding-dong."
What’s a bird’s favorite movie? The Parrots of the Caribbean.
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp"
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner.
I used to have a fear of hurdles
But I got over it
I was going to make a chemistry joke.. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
