Puns

How did I kill Georgee?

I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

What did one bear reply to his bad pun?

"Bear with me!"

I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.

How do you organize a space party?

You planet.

Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.

Man: I wish for more wishes.

Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.

Man: I wish I could.

Genie: ......

How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?

Igloos it.

You know bins????

They're trash!

So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?

Yourself.

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

I sucked a dick.

I have a son. Her name is Zara.

I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.

Wanna hear a joke?

Your outfit. Har har!

What do people say when they're fighting?

"Water!"

Gay shit.

Where do kittens go on a field trip?

The meowseum.

Mankind is made of 2 words: Mank and ind.

I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

If we can't see air, can fish see water?