Puns
What did one bear reply to his bad pun?
"Bear with me!"
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
How did I kill Georgee?
I snatched her boat! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
How does the Eskimo make a house of cards?
Igloos it.
How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
Genie: You can only have 3 wishes.
Man: I wish for more wishes.
Genie: You can’t wish for more wishes.
Man: I wish I could.
Genie: ......
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You know bins????
They're trash!
Yourself.
So I was making slime, so I put glue, and a lil' pump of lotion and slime activator. Ahah, lil pump, get it?
To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!
I sucked a dick.
I have a son. Her name is Zara.
I also have a dad. Her name is Lydia.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
Gay shit.
Where do kittens go on a field trip?
The meowseum.
I made a joke about unemployed people. It didn’t work.
The waiter recommended the rug meal.
She said it was delicious, but it's a tassle to make.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)