Puns
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
What do you call a Mongolian swindler?
A Khan artist.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Boy, you gay?
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
Teacher: "Stand up, class!"
She is sitting down.
Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"