Puns

Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong).😁

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiter sweet?

Orbiter: Or bitter

Why is a waiter good at math?..... Because it he knows his TABLES .🤣🤣

What card is the slowest and slimy? Ace-nail

My parents said to me, "When ever you say sorry to someone and they say, 'It's okay' It's really not. So I said OKAY.

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen't to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered 'SUPERMAN!!!'. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said 'Olé Olé Olé!!!'. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. 'WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!', the teacher boomed. 'Superman', the boy replied. 'WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!', the teacher continued. 'In the Barbie Dream House' 'GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!' 'OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!', the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

what is the funniest hill in the world called? hill-arious

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers

Josh

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...

quin loves robin all he says is robin this isnt a joke quins gay

my dick said that your ass is having a boner

How do you close a Cabinet? YOU CLOSET HAHAHHYAAHHAHAAHHAHAHA

What planets do Astronauts like to pee on?

Uranus!

(Say this out loud and it will make more sense)

What time the man go to the bank

Eight am

<img src="http://media.syracuse.com/news/photo/2016/08/03/boeing-c-32bjpg-ba41bd1bac5ece9c.jpg" alt="Image result for a white plane"/> i guess this is pretty plane i am sorry i am just winging it wow i guess these jokes haven't taken of Wow i just landed that one