Pony

Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.

Holiday

During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

Call

What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?

"9 Juan Juan, who this?"

Beach

Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.

People

If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.

Bookshelf

What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?

Looks like I've only got myself to blame...