Puns
What is Bill Gates’ favorite equation?
1 + 1 =
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
My Butterfingers slipped.
Person you don't know, my name.
What is the difference between Dray Dray and an overrated footballer called Pogba?
Geology rocks!
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
"Time"? More like waiting.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What is a doll's favorite dog? A doll-matian.
When the Mexican wanted to go shopping,
he went to Ja-mall.
A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make? A. A dino-snore.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
I can make 9/11 jokes, but every time I do, they crash and burn.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
How did Jesus like his chicken?
Crucifried.
What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.