Puns

I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.

"Are you related to Yoda?"

"Because yo-delicious!"

Boy, you gay?

I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?

What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"

What did the triangle say to the circle?

"You're pointless!"

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.

What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?

Cauliflower.

Once, there were two cupcakes in the furnace. One cupcake said, "It's kinda hot in here." The other one said, "Hah, a talking cupcake!"

I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."

What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.

What do stomata use to fill their pools?

Chlor-ine.

What do you call a gay cactus?

A "prick."

Laugh.

Teacher: "Stand up, class!"

She is sitting down.

Teacher: "Whoever stands up is stupid!"

I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.

What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?

Post Office.

BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!

sans *a'm i pune*

*piris* no.