What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
Puns
Boy, you gay?
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Laugh.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
Why did the roach talk to the man? To die.
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
