Puns
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.
Why did the pony have to gargle? Maybe because he was feeling a little hoarse.
How do you call a cop?
Through the phone.
(My puns are bad)
Have you ever eaten a clock before? I heard it’s very time consuming.
BRUHS0UNDEFFECT!
sans *a'm i pune*
*piris* no.
What does a 911 call receiver say when they get a call?
"9 Juan Juan, who this?"
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf?
Looks like I've only got myself to blame...
Why was the beach salty? Because the land didn't wave back. The ocean then called the land a beach.
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
What did Goodlife Fitness say to LA Fitness? "I guess it's just not 'working out'!"
I don’t have enough money to buy cheese, could you provolone me some money?
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.