Puns
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Boy, you gay?
I know that my jokes are never punny but...
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Yes, because a house doesn’t jump.
I would tell you a chemistry pun, but I won't get a reaction.
Laugh.
What did the triangle say to the circle?
"You're pointless!"
What kind of vegetable makes the best receptionist?
Cauliflower.
I went to a truck on wheels, they said, "Wheel feed you."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What do stomata use to fill their pools?
Chlor-ine.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
You’ll parsley believe how many puns I have. Hopefully your funny-bone isn’t broken because these are real rib-ticklers.
I was watching a TV show where a guy was hanging off a cliff, then the series ended... I guess you can say that they left that guy on a cliffhanger!
A guy walks up to me in the street and asks if you have to include the name of an animal in every sentence. I said only if it's relephant.
He says what about vegetables. I said not nesecelery.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
I was at a football match, and the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me. *face palm*
I was walking to the park and a mystery killer came and shot me.
What starts with "P" and ends with "E" and has a million letters?
Post Office.