Puns

Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁

What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend?

"Ain't you got no cents?"

Piggy: "Actually, no. Just pork."

What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.

What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.

What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.

Why did people bully the burning circuit?

It was too short.

Why did the MOSFET go to jail?

It had a charge for battery.

How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."

I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

Wanna hear a pun?

Welp, I'll punch you with one!

Want to hear a pun?

Well, I'll punch you with one!

Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?

I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.

I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.