Puns

Puns

Lung

    • What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?

    Breathing exercises.

    I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!

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    • Baseball

    • Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

    1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

    2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

    3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

    4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

    5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

    6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

    7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

    8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

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    • Bro

    • I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.

    Gold

    • I went to go mine for some gold, but then I saw some shorts.

    Friend: "Your jokes are too short."

    Me: "Zip it, my jokes are always golden."

    Friend: "You're such an ingot, don't forget your jokes are always Aurum."

    Me: "I know my jokes are Aurum; it's always because I always glitz."

    Friend: "At least I have luminescent" (Get it? Lu mines cent)