What do you call an Afghan in the bath? A bath bomb.
Why did people bully the burning circuit?
It was too short.
Why did the MOSFET go to jail?
It had a charge for battery.
How did the security guard at the orchid get better at his job? He got an Apple Watch.
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
"Racccccccccccccccccccccoccoooocoooocoooooooooooocoooooo this is my song."
I think I gave you the coronavirus because I can't stop staring, a-choo!
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Want to hear a pun?
Well, I'll PUNch you with one!
Why don't you act like an amoeba and split?
I had some puns about construction, but I'm still working on them.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
I can't sleep, that's because you're dead.
I was in social studies class and I was taking an exam and I couldn’t remember a lot of the information and everyone looked up shocked. A white kid holding a gun said, “You’re about to become history.” I almost forgot that we weren’t supposed to have any lessons that day.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
