Puns
Why did the pen stop writing?
'Cause the pen wasn't very dependable.
Guy 1: "Stop looking at my ass!" Guy 2: "I said look at Uranus." Guy 1: "I'm looking at uranus!" Guy 2: "I said Uranus like the planet!" Guy 1: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
It's the Olympics.
Q) Why did the man decide not to run in his race? A) Because of Olympiad.
What did Hitler say to Stan after he died?
I did nazi that coming!
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
If you try to fail and you succeed, which one did you do?
Women suck (GET IT?!)
Spell IHOP, then say "ness."
What is a ghost's favorite cake?
I scream cake!
Teacher to Student: You are supposed to be here at 9 am!
Student: Oh, did I miss anything?
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.