Puns
Person 1: Stop making suicidal jokes!
Person 2: Okay, okay, I’ll cut it out.
Person 1: Really?
Person 2: They're not even that deep.
What kind of bee can't fly?
A KOBE.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Apple tried to make a car, but it had no windows ;)
Last night I had a dream about fishing poles, turns out it wasn't reel!
Want to hear a joke about prostitution?
Never mind, it's whoreable :)
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
Balls in your jaws.
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)
I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.
(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])
What letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
What has 4 legs and two gloves?
All five people on my baseball team. ⚾️
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite planet? Uranus.
Why are these jokes bad?
They're literally the worst jokes ever.
By the law, you are not allowed to have a sick bird. That's ill-eagle.
Have you heard of the Tic-Tac-Toe Beetle? It has an X-O-skeleton.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!