Punchline Jokes

Road

Why did the telemarketer cross the road?

I don't know.

I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.

Wife

What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?

"I woke up Chris Breezy."

Height

Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?

It goes right over their head.

Mom

What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?

Your mom finishes.

Cow

What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?

You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.

Sex

A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.

His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"

The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."

Funeral

There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.

Teacher

The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

The teacher sat down and cried.

Emo

I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.