Punchline jokes
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What happens to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Student: Hey! Did you hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Teacher: No?
Student: All I can say about it is, "Well, well, well."
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Someone telling a joke:
Boy: "My parents are dead."
Girl: "My grandad is too."
Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"
Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
I went to the local butcher's and asked him what happened to his Saturday boy. The butcher replies, "I had to fire him, I found him with his dick in the meat slicer!"
"What did you do with the meat slicer?" I asked.
The butcher says, "I had to fire her too!"
Alternative punchline:
"I had to call social services, she was only 14."
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The worst joke ever.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
Why was 9 thankful to 6? Because 6 8 7 2.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Wakanda? Wakanda who? WAKANDA ENDING IS THIS?
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
What's the same about dark humor and kids with cancer?
They never get old.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.