Punchline jokes
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.