Punchline jokes
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.