Punchline jokes
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at your front door?
Matt.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common?
They're both fun to flip off.
Jon said: What do you call a pregnant woman?
Mike said: I don’t know, what?
Jon said: Kinder surprise.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the gay (guys/girls) house.
(Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?”
A: The chicken.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.
Q: What’s the difference between me and you?
A: I’m not wasting my time reading this joke.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?
Gloves........ just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.