i tried to tell a orphan a knock knock joke but sadly there was no door to nock on
Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
Knock Knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry
A teacher asks a boy in her class "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think. Later, the boy asks the teacher "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says "The one sucking it." The boy says "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn
Somebody told me chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Why did the one handed man cross the road?
To get to the second hand store!
A girl named Sally has no arms. "KNOCK KNOCK" She never answered...
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes? Because there is never anyone at the door.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
a orphan we no jokes
jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes
What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...
What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))
What happens when you cross a rhetorical question with a joke?
wanna hear a joke about corn
Nevermind it's too corny
why are orphans good at being a criminal because their not wanted
