The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
