Punchline jokes
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."
Then which one are you?
James: I have a joke. Sex!
Ronny: I don't get it.
James: Exactly.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
Read this slow: I 1 2 4 Q?
Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?
A: An egg gets laid.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Knock knock! Who's there? King Tut! King Tut who? King Tutty Fried Chicken!
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
Somebody told me a chemistry joke. I thought it was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!