Punchline jokes

Name

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

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  • 9/11

    I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

    "I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

    Orphan

    I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

    Chris Rock

    Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

    World

    The best joke in the world is me.

    Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

    Dwarf

    I ran into a dwarf and he said: "Well, I’m not Happy."

    Then which one are you?

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  • Sex

    James: I have a joke. Sex!

    Ronny: I don't get it.

    James: Exactly.

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  • Site

    Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

    Sarah

    There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

    *knock knock*

    Who's there!

    Not Sarah.

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  • Dark Humor

    Kid: "What's dark humor?"

    Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."

    Kid: "I am blind, Mom."

    Mom: "Exactly."

    Orphan

    I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.

    Egg

    Q: What's the difference between an egg and me?

    A: An egg gets laid.

    Cow

    Why did the cow cross the road?

    To get to the udder side.

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  • 9/11

    Any joke that I make about 9/11 has a tendency to crash and burn.