Punchline jokes
I’d tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ketchup.
Ketchup who?
Ketchup my slow tomatoes! 🍅😂
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
What’s the difference between a tuna and a tube of glue?
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna.
What happened to the glue?
I knew you would get stuck on that!
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garbage truck.
Villager: KNOCK KNOCK
Steve: Who's there?
Villager: I'm not talking anymore.
Steve: I'm not talking anymore who?
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve?
Christopher Walken.
Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.