Punchline jokes
Q: Why is the graveyard so noisy? A: Because all the coffin.
If you don't get it, it means because of people coughing.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs.
What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
I was gonna tell you a joke about my abusive dad...
But I only remember the punch line👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
I gave up hope and I liked it!!
I take meds to feel fantastic! (I kissed a boy{but fed up lyrics})
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Why did Sally fall off the swing? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop a broom? "Why?" 'Cause she had no arms.
Why did Sally go swimming? She didn't like not having arms.
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Not Sally, she hasn't come back yet.
I have a really good construction joke, but I’ll have to post it later because I’m still working on it.
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
My life, but wait, jokes actually have meaning.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.