Punchline jokes
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
My boyfriend thinks he’s hilarious.
Him: How do you break things?
Me: You break things up.
Him: Okay.
Me: Is everything okay?
Him: We’re a twig. We’re breaking up.
God better hope they got an elevator to Heaven.
So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"
And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."
Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"
And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."
And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"
69.
When other people tell a joke, 3/3 people laugh.
When I tell a joke, 1/3 people laugh, but 2/3 people stare into my soul.
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
I would tell you a joke about a clock, but it’s a waste of time! 😄😄
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!