What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
What do you call a prostitute with a major in math?
The thot that counts
Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said that you would never forget
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
Hey, wanna hear an abortion joke? Never mind, I can't deliver it.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped
If you are going to make fun of someone make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy. Dark humor is like a kid with cancer it never gets old.
So. You wanna hear a joke about the wall? ...Actually nah you won't get over it
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
GINGER!
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old but then again neither does the baby
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs, at you front door?
Matt
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
why is 6 afraid of 7?
because 7 is a registered 6 offender
Why did the chicken cross the road ? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Wanna hear my problems?
