How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Why do I carry pepper spray? JUST IN CASE OF AS-SAULT.