What did the penis say to the condom?
"Cover me, I'm going in!"
What's the best part of not wearing a condom when I'm with my girlfriend? My mom went through menopause.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why do I carry pepper spray?
Just in case of as-SAULT.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.
A fake name and a fake phone number.
